The game of poker has been around for over a hundred years, and over that time, countless poker players have left their unique mark on the game with their play and timeless poker quotes.
From the old days when the likes of Doyle Brunson and Nick “The Greek” Dandalos battled it out the old-school way to the modern era of GTO poker, the game has continued to create heroes and villains left and right.
While many words said by these great men and women were forgotten, some stood the test of time and went down in the poker books as the greatest poker quotes of all time.
These are the top poker quotes ever recorded, including the ones that came from the mouths of the greatest poker legends like Doyle Brunson, Phil Hellmuth, and Stu Ungar.
Poker Quotes from Famous Poker Players
“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” ~ Late Doyle Brunson
“Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.” ~ Late Stu Ungar
“I can dodge bullets, baby.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
“You get your chips your way, I’ll get my chips mine.” ~ Phil Ivey
“Why do the pushing when the donkey will do the pulling?” ~ Daniel Negreanu
“You call, it’s gonna be all over baby!” ~ Scotty Nguyen
“The Main Event is the only tournament in the history of poker you never have to bluff. You just have to stay alive and wait for the idiots to give you their chips.” ~ Mike Mattusow
“The object of poker is to keep your money away from Phil Ivey for as long as possible.” ~ Gus Hansen
“The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.” ~ Nick “The Greek” Dandolos
“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
“The key to No-Limit is to put a man to a decision for all his chips.” ~ Doyle Brunson
“Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.” ~ Amarillo Slim
“Not too many players try to bluff me. If there’s going to be bluffing or stealing going on, I’m going to be the one doing to it.” ~ Johnny Chan
“One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker!” ~ Late Mike Sexton
“My favorite chip trick is to make everyone’s chip stack disappear.” ~ Amarillo Slim
Funny Poker Quotes
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.” – Steven Wright
“Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.” – Penn Gillette
“Just play every hand, you can’t miss them all.” ~ Sammy Farha
“Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards.” ~ George Carlin
“Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” ~ Benny Binion
“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
“On your bike!” ~ Tony G
“People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.” ~ Mary Austin
“No river, no fish.” ~ Amarillo Slim
“It’s not whether you won or lost, but how many bad beat stories you were able to tell.” – Grantland Rice
“Bad beats will, from time to time, still rob you like a crack addict with an empty pipe.” ~ Rick Dacey
“If you always start with the worse hand, you never have a bad beat story to tell.” ~ Chuck Thompson
“Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.” ~ Shane Smith
“I always carried a gun in my pocket because the problem for me wasn’t winning the money, it was getting out with it.” ~ Dave “Devilfish” Ulliott
“Poker is generally thought to be America’s second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” ~ Al Alvarez
“The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.” ~ Chris Moneymaker
“Really, if there’s one thing I’ve learned without question about poker, it’s that poker screws with people’s brains and drives them batshit.” ~ Ed Miller
“No-limit Texas Hold’em: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” ~ Tom McEvoy
“I must complain the cards are ill-shuffled till I have a good hand.” ~ Jonathan Swift
“Aussie, Aussie Aussie. Oi Oi Oi!” ~ Joe Hachem
Wise Poker Quotes
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.” ~ Edward Norton
“Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks.” ~ Al Alvarez
“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” ~ General David Shoup
“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes playing a poor hand well.” ~ Jack London
“The one who bets the most wins. Cards just break ties.” ~ Sammy Farha
“Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition?” ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“There’s no one that ever beat me playing cards, the only one that ever beat me was myself.” ~ Stu Ungar
“Poker reveals to the frank observer something else of import. It will teach him about his own nature. Many bad players do not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge.” ~ David Mamet
“Fold and live to fold again.” ~ Stu Ungar
“I think one of the interesting things about poker is that once you let your ego in, you’re done for.” ~ Al Alvarez
“In order to live, you must be willing to die.” ~ Amir Vahedi
“Show me your eyes and you may as well show me your cards.” ~ Doyle Brunson
“Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the Earth.” ~ David Hayano
“A faint heart never filled a spade flush.” ~ Unknown Author
“When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money.” ~ David Sklansky
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” ~ Paul Newman
“Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy.” ~ Lou Kreiger
“Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains.” ~ Mike Caro
“Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.” ~ Richard Roeper
“A man with money is no match against a man on a mission.” ~ Doyle Brunson
“Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.” ~ James Altucher
“Poker is a wonderful card game, the money is just a convenient way of keeping score” ~ Amarillo Slim
Teachable Poker Quotes
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he’s losing; nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.”– Jackie Robinson
“A poker player has to get lucky – in the same way that Warren Buffet gets lucky playing the stock market year after year.” – Phil Gordon
“I believe that poker is a people game played with cards, not just a card game played by people.” – Juan Carlos Mortensen
“Don’t challenge strong players, challenge weak ones. That’s what they’re there for.” ~ John Vorhaus
“The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing or, more particularly with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.” ~ William J. Florence
“You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.” ~ Dan Reed
“Try not to think you’re better than you are.” ~ Erik Seidel
“If a player is looking to have you fund their poker career, you need to look at why they are broke.” ~ James Guill
“Those chips are your weapons, your arsenal. It you’re afraid to use them, don’t play.” – Doyle Brunson
“You’ve got to know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em, know when to walk away, know when to run.” ~ Kenny Rogers
“I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and – when played well, nourishes the wallet.” ~ Lou Krieger
“The cardinal sin in poker is becoming emotionally involved.” ~ Katy Lederer
“All you need is a chip and a chair.” ~ Jack Straus
“Poker may be a branch of psychological warfare, an art form or indeed a way of life – but it is also merely a game, in which money is simply the means of keeping score.” ~ Anthony Holden
“The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.” ~ Benny Binion
Top Movie Quotes
“The house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and your bet big, then you take the house.” ~ Danny Ocean in “Ocean’s Eleven”
“I’m the best you ever seen, Fats. I’m the best there is. And even if you beat me, I’m still the best.” ~ Fast Eddie Felson in “The Hustler”
“See, life is a people game, too. Only… the emphasis is just a little bit different.” ~ Stu Ungar in “High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story”
He played tight, didn’t give a lot of action, and always got his money in good, which means he was running the odds. In other words, he was playing poker, and the others were gambling. And he won.” ~ Molly Bloom in “Molly’s Game”
“If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” ~ Mike McDermott in “Rounders”
“You can shear a sheep many times, but skin him only once.” ~ Mike McDerrmot in “Rounders”
“In the poker game of life, women are the rake, they’re the f…ing rake man.” ~ Worm in “Rounders”
“Pay him! Pay that man his money!” ~ Teddy KGB in “Rounders”
Modern TV Poker Quotes
“Bring on the Russians!” – Tony G
“I led so he would raise me. He fell for it, but he had a set.” ~ Phil Hellmuth
“If you see $100 on the ground you pick it up” ~ David “Viffer” Pete
“You need to understand that everything you do at a poker table conveys information. You can’t be, like, all loosey-goosey, having a sandwich” ~ Daniel Negreanu
“Kiddy game is downnn the street” ~ Mike the Mouth
“Buddy we here to gamble” ~ Sammy Farha
Popular Quotes that Apply in Poker
“When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money, and the man with money leaves with experience.” ~ Unknown
“In order to be a successful gambler you have to have a complete disregard for money.” ~ Doyle Brunson
“Play like a champ. Win like a champ. Act like a champ.” ~ Frank Henderson
“No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.” ~ Lord Dewar
“Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” ~ R. E. Shay
“It’s not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” ~ Gore Vidal
“Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.” ~ Andrew Jackson
“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” ~ Chico Marx
